My goodness I’m an exceedingly giddy gorilla today. I have some exciting news – if you’ve been busy browsing my online bazaar, you might have already discovered my dazzling array of sensational new items.
First up, we have my take on everybody’s favourite, the aviator. Channel your inner-Maverick with my ‘Ape-viators’ – they’re black, bright or silver and will have you looking like a walking-talking Top Gun. I’m also bringing you my ‘Ape-farers’ – my very own twist on the classically cool Wayfarer style. I even have a number of quirky round lens styles, in a huge range of colours, including black, tortoiseshell, silver and gold.
For all the steampunkers out there, feast your eyes on my futuristic eyewear. I’ve some super-cool sunnies that have flip-up lenses, side shields, and for the seriously devout, authentic steampunk cyber goggles. Remember to pair with one of my pocket or mechanical watches for full-steam-ahead style!
My, the nest has been full these past few weeks, with boxes of stock filling up every corner. I’ve been getting it right in the neck from Mrs. Ape – until she got her hands upon a pair of my Ape-viators that is! I told her how the gold-coloured frame and green-mirrored lenses bring out her eyes… And that’s it, she was won over. Don’t worry, there’s plenty left online!